My Idol Is Supernatural!

[This story is abandoned and will not be continued.] The entertainment world has been acting strangely lately. A bunch of powerful bigwigs have joined forces to promote a minor celebrity named He Li, leaving onlookers stunned. Netizen 1: Where did this nobody come from, trying to hog the spotlight? His name is trending everywhere lately. Netizen 2: What a powerful backer. Not just movie stars and actresses, but business moguls are liking and reposting his stuff every day too. Netizen 3: I can't see what he's good at. He must have slept his way to the top. He Li, now hated by the entire internet: As a river god, I've seen every kind of storm. Until one day, a rival maliciously posted a posthumous photo of He Li burning incense and paying his respects. The whole internet went wild, with netizens copying the pose and making offerings to the photo in every way imaginable. Then, to everyone's amazement, all the ridiculous wishes they'd made while paying their respects came true! Netizen 1: Big shot! I shouldn't have wished to do it seven times in one night. Please make me normal again, I'm about to screw myself to death! Netizen 2: Dad! I was wrong, I really was! I shouldn't have wished for my love rival to back off. Now they're clinging to me! Netizen 3: Is it really that miraculous? I'm from Guangzhou, and I've never tasted what a Fujianese is like. Big shot, can you help me out?