Also known as: The Thirty-Six Strategies for Avoiding Updates
Blurb:
Reader: Author, author, when are you going to update?
Author: Hmm... I'll update tomorrow.
Reader: Author, author, why didn't you update today?
Author: I've been pretty busy lately. I'll get back to it once I've taken care of everything.
Reader: Author, author, why did you start a new story instead of updating this one?
Author: It's been so long since I updated that I've forgotten the plot, and I've lost my passion for writing.
Reader: Damn it! (╯°Д°)╯︵┴┴
Inspired by the forum thread "What are readers most afraid of hearing authors say?"
As the author tries to avoid updating the article, I try to urge him to update it.
Steamed bun. . . The boss lady's steamed buns. . . The boss lady's big steamed buns. . .
Implying that the author wants steamed buns
It's pretty good-looking, are there any more?
Let me guess, the steamed bun sellers are fans like us who are silently waiting for updates and are complaining and dare not swallow :)
Take care of yourself, I'm your new fan
Not bad! Keep writing
You actually updated this article!?