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Coming next, a historical danmei novel: Please add my upcoming story, My Homegrown Peony Flirts with Me Every Day [Farming]. A flirtatious, mischievous, gorgeous top X a hardworking, hot-tempered bottom who just wants enough to eat.
#The peony I planted turned into a blind beauty of unrivaled elegance...#
#Who knew he’d be so shameless, seducing me in bed every day!#
#I actually got devoured by a peony until not even scraps were left! [Shocked.jpg]#
Simply put, this is a live broadcast of a “chase-your-wife-to-the-crematorium” story after someone refuses to quit while they’re ahead.
Xie Yan has been reborn three times. He has no country, no home, and no family. He’s worse off than a beggar.
He has one wish: to live to a ripe old age.
After going through countless hardships to find the dilapidated peony garden left behind by his ancestors, Xie Yan has no goals in life and doesn’t want to die young, so he settles into the daily routine of fertilizing, watering, and growing peonies.
One day, a blind beggar who can sing and exorcise evil spirits barges through the gate, swaggering into the peony garden and claiming its only room.
And so Xie Yan gets a new daily task: figuring out how to wrest back his bed, clothes, food bowl, and... his dignity from the blind man.
“Time to eat!”
“I’m blind.”
“Get dressed!”
“I’m blind.”
Xie Yan sees the man striking a seductive pose on his bed and turns to run. After getting dragged back and pinned down, he roars, “I thought you were blind!”
“I can still have my way with you while blind.”
There are also two completed quick transmigration novels on the author’s profile. Feel free to check them out if you’re interested.
…Synopsis…
Zhou Yu is suddenly taken away by the System, which tells him that to return home and confess to his crush, he must complete a mission.
Mission: Make the protagonist fall for a man.
So Zhou Yu takes on the roles of cannon fodder characters in the original stories: a spy, an enemy, a bug beast? A beastman, a thief, a deep-sea fish?!!!
He travels through one world after another, gradually working his way into each protagonist’s life and making one winner after another fall for him.
Zhou Yu: “Huh? Why do I have a tail?”
System: “You’re a beastman.”
Zhou Yu: “Ah, why have I turned into a bug?!!!”
System: “Correction: you’re a bug beast. Species matter!”
Zhou Yu: “Glug, glug...”
System: “Mm-hm, don’t be nervous. This time you’re a fish.”
System: “It’s fine, the protagonist lives in the ocean too. He just happens to be a whale.”
Zhou Yu: “Glugggg!!!”
Protagonist: “Uooooh!!!”
This is my first practice novel. My writing is still rough, and I’m mainly practicing character development and the like. Please go easy on me, dear readers!!!
One-on-one, bottom-focused. The top is the same person throughout. There may be a little angst now and then, but please believe that the author is determined to write a sweet romance!!!
A seemingly refined, secretly lewd and somewhat timid bottom X a sunny, capable, not-too-perceptive and somewhat arrogant top X a cold, sharp-tongued System focused on meeting its performance targets.
A friend’s upcoming historical danmei novel: Picking Up a God to Farm With. A stoic, capable god who loves stroking fox fur and keeping his secret identity under wraps X a haughty, flirtatious, gossip-loving, secret-identity-exposing couch potato bottom.
Historical danmei Book Transmigration, bottom-focused:
I Stole the Protagonist’s Harem After Being Book Transmigrated
Fang Wenyi is thrown by the System into the steamy novel he wrote himself. In the guise of a cannon fodder character, he competes with the protagonist, who’s the bottom, for the men.
After much careful thought, he kidnaps a future big shot from the harem.
But wait! Why did nobody tell him this big shot was reborn?
To earn the paranoid big shot’s trust, he pampers him to the skies!
[I wanted to raise a big-shot little brother, but somehow I ended up being fed until I became the little brother?]
[Big shot, you must be joking when you say you want me to have your babies, right?]
The men he stole say: We’re not letting you go.
[I have to live in a love triangle from hell every day... Big shot, put down the knife. We can talk!]
Reborn, paranoid genius big-shot top X a bottom with nowhere else to turn. One-on-one, devoted to each other! Devoted to each other! Devoted to each other!
This is an unconventional cultivation novel, driven by its plot.
New quick transmigration novel:
Looking for a place to transmigrate? The goddess Qiya is the one to call! Every transmigration lands you in a pit, and every pit is a sure death trap.
[Transmigration in progress... Transmigration successful. Werewolves, birdmen, dinosaurs, zombies, robots... They’re all lined up to welcome you. Enjoy your transmigration~]
Gougou Xi: “You said I’d transmigrate to save the universe and bring peace, so why are you all waiting for me to die for you??? If I have to die, fine, but could you at least let me be human first?!”
Theme:
Why do I like to see the system and Zhou Yu fighting each other the most?
I think it's okay. In life, everyone has their own opinions and does the right thing.
Congratulations to the author! Finished spreading flowers! ! !
Thanks for the limited fee! ! !
I thought I would be with the second place (not)
Mua!(*╯3╰)
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Hahahahahaha tsundere system suffers
Haha, why do I like the system so much?
Well, first time commenting, I used to dive...
The article about the system was not found.
Why do I like to see the system and Zhou Yu fighting each other the most?
I think it's okay. In life, everyone has their own opinions and does the right thing.
Congratulations to the author! Finished spreading flowers! ! ! Thanks for the limited fee! ! !
I thought I would be with the second place (not)
Mua!(*╯3╰)
Spread the flowers Spread the flowers Spread the flowers Spread the flowers Spread the flowers Spread the flowers Spread the flowers Spread the flowers Spread the flowers Spread the flowers Spread the flowers Spread the flowers Spread the flowers Spread the flowers Spread the flowers Spread the flowers Spread the flowers Spread the flowers Spread the flowers Spread the flowers