Our leader is as beautiful as a flower, but his only regret is that he has been single for twenty-eight years and has not found a right man.
In order to find the right husband, our leader opened a brothel.
The kind who dresses up like a top-notch gentleman and only talks about poems and songs, but doesn't touch his little hands.
It's a pity that our leader can only read pornographic books and can't recite poetry. He can describe oral mastery as oral sex.
Even so, martial arts people who wanted to mess with him still crowded the Zhuoshui Bridge in front of the brothel.
Our leader stands in the brothel every day and uses voice transmission from thousands of miles to say to the masters of the Jindan stage and above in the entire Chang'an City: "Come here, uncle~"
The masters in Chang'an City were so frightened that they hid in Zhongnan Mountain.
"Protector Li, is it my fault that I'm beautiful?" One day, our leader asked me, "Tell the truth!"
"Well," I said, "can you pay me your salary first?"
Cp: Big breasts and no brain attack x Almighty housekeeper
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In order to impeach the Prime Minister, the little admonisher Lou Qi risked his life and rolled the nail board... The Prime Minister confused right and wrong, and the impeachment was unsuccessful. Looking at the ministers who were protecting themselves wisely, Lou Qi thought that he would die so meaninglessly.
Dip! "Wen Shi Jian" system is being bound...]
After scanning, the host possesses the attributes of "Holy Mother", "Overestimating Oneself" and "Stubborn Donkey".
Lou Qi: ...(Isn't the Holy Mother a woman?)
The Nth year after possessing the "Literary Admonition" system.
Lou Qi, wearing a first-grade red robe, pointed at the prime minister and the previous emperor: Your sins are too numerous to be written down, and I, the people of the world, will demand repayment from you!
The Prime Minister and the Hunjun:... (Unable to refute)
Emperor Zhou, who was behind Lou Qi, looked at the little Xian Xiang in front of him and showed a doting smile.
One sentence introduction: Don't mess with the Holy Mother! To mess with the Holy Mother is to be an enemy of the righteousness of the world!
Conception: