After finally saving up enough points, Ye Fang bought the System Store’s unsold merchandise and began his deranged journey of tormenting scumbags.
Ye Fang: A scumbag’s regret is worthless. If you don’t go gray overnight and weep tears of blood, how can you call that regret?
The scumbag watched as Ye Fang produced a pregnancy pill, a gender-changing potion, and a body-swap button... and trembled in fear.
Ye Fang: Don’t be scared. I’m very gentle. Do you want to be rubbed into the ground, have a child, or maybe change genders? That sounds pretty good too!
System: Can I even count on my Host? Help, asking online!
This is a true quick transmigration story where the protagonist starts out maxed out, and both the System and the official love interest are crazy.
Official Love Interest: Do you not love me? Is it only the System you love?
The System puffed out its chest: It’s me! It’s me!
Ye Fang and the scumbag: Quiet!
A shou-centric story with an eccentric, devoted gong and a domineering yet gentle shou.
New novel: Employment After the White Moonlight Faked His Death
1. Ji Ran was invincible in Qingcheng’s business world, but he was mild-mannered and generous, always leaving others a little room to maneuver.
Everyone praised him as a young gentleman of the business world. Countless people in Qingcheng admired and loved him.
But fate was cruel to the talented. Ji Ran suddenly fell gravely ill and died.
That day, many people cried until their eyes were red, and Ji Ran’s best friend even fainted from crying.
Only Ji Ran’s sworn enemy, Song Yi, laughed. After cursing for a day and a night, he repeatedly coughed up blood and was taken to the hospital. After leaving the hospital, Song Yi went mad.
Everyone thought Song Yi deserved it, and Song Yi thought so too.
This was his retribution, punishment for loving Ji Ran without ever saying so, for wanting him and never having him.
If he were given another chance, he would never hide his feelings again. He would tell Ji Ran that he was the person who loved him most in the world.
2. Mad Song Yi muddled through each day. When he came to his senses, he discovered there was someone else in his home.
This person was a substitute sent by Ji Ran’s best friend, supposedly as an apology for Ji Ran having opposed him back then, and Song Yi could do whatever he wanted with him.
The substitute was Ji Ran’s younger brother. He looked eight-tenths like Ji Ran, but their personalities were completely different.
Song Yi stared gloomily at the substitute and said, “Ji Ran can do backflips, snatch a blade with his bare hands, and smash a boulder on his chest. Start by chopping three bricks in half.”
Ji Ran, forced to show up because his fake-death plan had gone wrong, gritted his teeth and said, “My brother can’t do any of that.”
Song Yi said coldly, “No one in this world loves him more than I do, and no one understands him better than I do. If I say he can do it, then he can.”
Ji Ran: “Ha.”
When everything had settled and Ji Ran had reclaimed everything that was his, he looked at Song Yi beside him and said, “No one in this world understands me better than you?”
Song Yi finally understood one thing: speaking was an art, and he had failed spectacularly at learning it.
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I'm so disappointed. Don't let people hate you.
When will it be updated?
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Big! When will you update? Why is it that I am the only one urging the update? This is unscientific. JJ has convulsions again?
Check in to remind you! Damn, come back soon
Hold head high! Finally updated! Yue Mian just couldn't bear to leave. Even Shan Zong's system found it annoying. It's really a disgrace to his integrity.
Could it be that Ji Jiu was the one who forced Ye Fang to eat chili??!
Great author! Why hasn't it been updated today?
Haha, the scumbag fell in love with the infatuated Shou in his imagination, but the infatuated Shou has turned into someone else's sinister loyal dog. This is really a sad story.
But Xie Ming probably won't be with the scumbag anymore. Yue Mian will probably be picked up by Xie Ming quietly.