Li Cuxiu’s Journey of Cultivation (Ping Xie)

My name is Li Cu. I'm the protagonist. Just look at this story's title and you can tell that I'm destined to stand at the pinnacle of the entire cultivation world! I'm all set to breeze through life with cheat powers, gather a huge harem, and crush all the losers who dare oppose me. Just thinking about it feels great~ Wait, hold on. Something's not right with this plot! Who's that guy claiming to be my boss? What does he want to do to me? What does it have to do with me if he saves his old flame? I think I'm about to get thoroughly messed up... My name is Li Cu. I'm the protagonist, but I keep feeling like there's something missing from my cheat-powered life. Oh, right. Have you seen my runaway protagonist's aura? My name is Li Cu, nickname Yali. I'm the protagonist, and my aura has run away... Just call me Yali Shanda, thanks~ *Please note before reading* 1. This is a silly, amateur story, and out-of-character behavior is inevitable. The writing is practically nonexistent. It's just for laughs. 2. Modern cultivation, with no ethereal immortal vibes. It's very down-to-earth. 3. A story I'll finish someday. 4. Couples: Ping Xie, Hei Hua, and others. 5. Open wide, here comes the dog food.