The Taoist Priestess Neglects Her Duties

This is the author's first story on Jinjiang, and it's very rough in every respect. The author herself has even forgotten what she wrote, so just enjoy the ride~ Yu Xixi's grandfather was a Taoist priest, and her father was a Taoist priest too. She inherited the family business, so she should count as... a Taoist priest, right? Yu Xixi: "I only found out after coming down the mountain! The country now requires Taoist priests to have a license! It's so expensive, I can't bring myself to get one!!!" "I really am better suited to being a rich man's wife." Clutching a novel called The Overbearing CEO Falls in Love with Me, Yu Xixi declared firmly. Her dream was just like in every novel about an overbearing CEO falling in love with her: marry into a wealthy family, wake up every day in a bed five thousand square meters wide, and have two hundred maids respectfully greet her with, "Good morning, young madam!" A female Taoist priest who doesn't read novels isn't a good female Taoist priest! Yeah! Bai Jinxie: ...At least exorcists make a decent living too. Author's note: The heroine is basically an unlicensed Taoist priest with terrible skills, and she's practically disabled. Yu Xixi: My skills may be awful, but I'm a master of trash talk! Minor Boss: What do you want to say before you die? Yu Xixi: ...Um, I'm so nervous I need to poop. Miao Family Madam: Once my darling climbs out of that jar, it'll bite you to death! Yu Xixi: Oh. (Holds the lid down tightly.) The male lead is an exorcist by profession and a cat slave on the side. The heroine is a little bit lewd, violent, adorable, and shameless~ Her biggest golden finger is her cat pet, Second Master! Though this is a supernatural story, it's not scary~ There are even some sweet moments now and then~ The author is also a scaredy-cat who gets shaky hands writing horror =v= Theme: