Something's Wrong with the Timeline of My Rebirth

Xia Shi is a special-grade sorcerer whose technique is all about brute force. She has always believed in settling things with her fists. Now someone has hit her hard on the head, but she can't hit back. Because she has been reborn, but she seems to have lost her memory. She lost her memory after confessing to her childhood friend Gojo Satoru and getting together with him. After confessing to her childhood friend Gojo Satoru, she seems to have started seeing someone else behind his back, and she's lost her memory too. Now, the beautiful young man she brought back has bandages wrapped around his head, and smiles quietly at her with his brown eyes. Gojo Satoru, her childhood friend and the man she confessed to, glares at her through gritted teeth, demanding an explanation. Xia Shi thinks it over, then says very seriously, "I've lost my memory." But neither of them seems to believe her. They just think she's trying to wriggle out of it. Gojo Satoru: "You confessed to me, and we got together!" The handsome young man in bandages: "You said that as long as you were there, you wouldn't let anyone hurt me." Gojo Satoru: "You said you loved my eyes best and wanted to be with me forever!" The handsome young man in bandages: "You even jumped off a tall building for me." Gojo Satoru: "...???" Xia Shi: So that happened too.jpg She ponders for a moment. "I can't remember anything right now. How about, to be fair, I choose neither of you!" Gojo Satoru and Dazai Osamu: No! You have to choose one! ■ There is no logic, the characters are out of character, and the author is letting loose. ■ The blurb was written by my friend Bucaizhizhi, while I, Mu Ju, am hopeless at writing blurbs. Sob. ■ Screenshot taken on 2021/4/4. Theme: "I watch the dawn and dusk among the stars, but you take me to see the world."