My Exes, All Born Scumbags

My first boyfriend was a several-thousand-year-old ghost. We'd watch the stars and the moon and talk about life and our dreams. Then one day, he told me that gods aren't born in the heavens, that he wanted to become the Spirit King, and that he was breaking up with me. Honestly, I don't really understand how you ghosts think. My second boyfriend was handsome, a good student, and dreamed of becoming a police officer. One day, he told me he wanted to become the god of a new world and break up with me. Huh? My third boyfriend was introverted. Then, out of nowhere, he showed up with his hair dyed white, looking gloomy, and told me, "It's not my fault. It's the world that's wrong." He wanted to break up with me. What does that have to do with anything? There were too many of them. Thinking about it just makes me cry. After much soul-searching, I decided to take a spontaneous trip. Instead, I got hit by a car and died. To be honest, I was completely baffled. After my death, I became a prison guard. When I saw that ex locked up in a cell, I felt nothing. I even wanted to laugh. Pairing: Aizen