[Crossover] The Shopkeeper Is Not for Sale

This is a little shop called Puppet Maker.

The shop sells all sorts of puppets.

"Welcome! What would you like, dear customer?" ▼_▼

"I want you." ^_^

"Sorry, the shopkeeper isn't for sale." ▼_▼

A multitalented, terminally sweet-toothed bottom X an unknown top

The top in this story is undecided; there may be no CP.

Red alert: The author has terminal laziness and has given up on treatment. Updates are irregular, so please don't rush me _(:з"∠)_