The Fantastic Drift of Mrs. Abe

Some jokes that couldn't fit into the main story

The sequel, A Certain Monster's Accounts, is looking for a few more saves!

Blurb: Excerpt from Anbei Qingqing's essay, "My Family and Friends":

My mother looks young and beautiful. In reality... she's beautiful.

My father looks like a scumbag who deceived a rich young girl. In reality, there's a lot to say about him.

My cousin looks gentle and virtuous. In reality, she's every bit as bad as my mother.

My "aunts" look talented, each with their own strengths. In reality, they can't stop indulging in handsome men.

My (self-proclaimed) "uncles" look arrogant and ugly. In reality, they're idiots with money to burn.

My friends look sincere and kind. In reality, they all have the Grim Reaper's luck.

I like Dad best, and most want to become a "person" like Mom.