[Gintama] Shinpachi Is Feeling So Exhausted

In a world full of sadistic S-types, weirdos, and aliens, Shinpachi, an ordinary guy and the designated straight man, is exhausted. But it doesn't do a damn thing to help him. _(:_"∠)_

Author: Mr. Shinpachi, what do you think about becoming the protagonist of this story? (holds out microphone)

A pair of glasses: ...

Shimura Shinpachi: ... Hey!! I'm right here!!! That's enough, Author! This joke's been played to death!!!

So, don't you think Shinpachi is adorable like this? (laughs)

1. This story centers on Shinpachi. It centers on Shinpachi. It centers on Shinpachi. Important things must be said three times.

2. The romance develops slowly, and the characters may be out of character.

3. In Gintama, Shinpachi can cook and mop floors. He's practically a househusband (crossed out) a good man, so why doesn't anyone like him? It makes no sense.

4. With so many GinTsu and TsuGin pairings around, I've resolutely chosen the rare-pair path. Please show the author lots of support and encouragement!