100 Ways a Scum Bottom Crashes and Burns [Quick Transmigration]

Dong Tian is a man who likes women. But ever since middle school, he's noticed that he always seems to attract some strange people. They claim to be his admirers, and they have two things in common. First, they're all men. Second, they're all SJB. A club senior he's just met: "Dong Tian, aren't I your boyfriend? What's this man doing here?!" A neighbor he hasn't seen in years: "Heh. Dong Tian, we grew up together, childhood sweethearts who were inseparable. I gave this relationship my whole heart, and this is how you cheat on me?" His supervisor at the company where he's interning: "Dong Tian, we already have a child together, and you're still going after other guys? Can't even a child keep your heart with me?" Faced with these accusations from people claiming to be his boyfriend or husband, Dong Tian, at the center of the storm, calmly pulls out a cigarette and explains to the onlookers beside him, who are staring in shock: "If I said I barely know any of these people, would you believe me?" The Scum-Bashing System, which has watched the whole drama unfold, decides that a man who can scum so many people without batting an eye is its ideal Host, a top-tier scum bottom, perfectly suited to be bound to it and sent to other worlds to fight scum tops with their own medicine! And so, it binds him. Dong Tian, now bound: "Fuck" (in both Chinese and Japanese) Content warnings: 1. Bottom-focused, brainless indulgence and feel-good fun. 2. An insanely jealous, delusional SJB top who refuses to listen and insists you've cheated on him VS a straight male bottom who's said countless times that he really hasn't scummed anyone. 3. One-on-one romance, happy ending. 4. Warning: major love-triangle drama. 5. The bottom isn't actually a scum bottom. I think the first chapter makes that clear~