One Wrong Word and the Whole Group Roasts You

On an unspecified date, an item in the Konoha Morning News:

Regarding the Nth drastic change in the environment around Konoha yesterday, the First Hokage, Senju Hashirama, and the Uchiha clan head, Uchiha Madara, issued a joint statement: The Uchiha and Senju remain on friendly and close terms. There is no so-called crisis of their alliance falling apart. We hope that certain people will not read too much into this. After all, there are plenty of people who are a few bricks short of a load, and we don't mind you contributing to their ranks. We would be happy to help. Konoha is in the midst of a period of rapid development. All villagers should live in harmony and work hard to contribute to Konoha's sustainable development. Let us join hands to build a beautiful home. A better tomorrow is within reach! In addition, a site inspection has confirmed that the area affected by yesterday's change is suitable for habitation, so Konoha can expand. Please prepare for construction.

In response,

The villagers of Konoha said: You get used to it. Heh.

Senju Tobirama, the future Second Hokage, said: Izuna, go keep your brother in check; I'm exhausted.

Uchiha Izuna (smiling): Hmm?

Shocking! Senju Tobirama, second-in-command of the Senju clan, is hospitalized with serious injuries once again. The cause is...

#An Uchiha who doesn't want to wreak havoc on Heaven, Earth, and the Hokage isn't a real Uchiha#

Reborn, secretly passionate Tobirama x (...?) Izuna

He's the author's own son, no explanation needed.