Nothing Warms the Heart Like Body Heat

"This is an ordinary love story about two extremely ordinary people. It has absolutely no deeper meaning." [Title changed] Note: All original poems in the story were written by my friend Fanyu. I couldn't come up with them myself. One day, an emotional advice blogger received two private messages: [Taihe Tower's Daniel Wu]: Blogger, I recently met my nephew's homeroom teacher. She's so imaginative that she thinks I'm effeminate, and to top it off, I found out her ex is the scumbag who stole my ex from me. How can I use this imaginative woman to get revenge on the scumbag? Waiting online. It's urgent! [Class 2, Grade 4's Lin Chiling]: Advice blog, I recently met one of my student's uncles. This jerk pretended to be effeminate the first time we met, and I also found out his ex is the bitch who stole my ex from me! Can I team up with this jerk to get revenge on that bitch? Waiting online. It's really urgent! After the screenshots of the messages were posted, netizens mocked them like this: "Obviously, you should forgive them. Besides, you two must be very much in love." A year later, the advice blog received another message: Thank you, blogger. We really are very much in love. Reading notes: 1. Third-person narration, one-on-one romance. 2. The male and female leads are ordinary people, with no lofty ambitions or special abilities. 3. No wish fulfillment or thrills, just everyday life, with absolutely no deeper meaning. 4. A simple romance with no angst, purely for passing the time. Friends' novels: Completed: Would You Like Some Tyrannosaurus Rex? A lighthearted, funny sweet treat about the male lead's everyday face-slapping. By Zhen De Tiantianquan Ongoing: (Quick Transmigration) The Male Lead Always Wants to Kill Me. Daily bickering between a goofy couple. By Fan Xian Coming soon: Only the Wind Knows. A cool, tsundere top student × A hair-triggered cat lover. By Wang Xiaoshu Theme: