[Western Crossover] My Rebellious Son Helps Me Find Love Again

The Kryptonian's cat is far too clever and arrogant, strutting around and throwing her weight about wherever she goes. Not only does she love getting into trouble, she's also incredibly demanding about her quality of life as a cat, leaving the honest man struggling to make ends meet on his already meager salary.

"If he can't afford to keep her, he can bring her to Wayne Manor," the son of Gotham's richest man offers years later, after returning home from his search for his family.

#From the start, there's a cat. Her way of repaying you begins with becoming the object of your teenage wet dreams

Later on:

A gorgeous woman, seemingly cosplaying Cleopatra and dripping with gold, announces loudly, "I'm a rich woman, and this is my boy toy."

The young reporter: "...What?"

Tina: "I'll go get some more money from my ex-husband's grave tonight."

The demigoddess, who works part-time as a relic restorer, gives her a disapproving look.jpg

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One day:

The big red cheese chosen by the old wizard looks helplessly at his wide-eyed nemesis. "Um...Sour Cream would make a pretty good stepdad?"

The former Egyptian prince: .

The beefy man in black is furious, but with all his rival's friends behind him, he can only gesture threateningly at the mother, his face practically screaming, "I'm just a beautiful waste of space."

A certain pharaoh, back from the dead after lifting the lid of his sarcophagus: .

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"Look, there, upon the burning sands, the lotus lies at rest."

"The one who bound me..."

A certain reporter, as usual working overtime at his day job while holding down a side gig, looks down. Half the face of a foreign goddess, sitting on the edge of a rooftop and bathed in sunlight, is breathtakingly beautiful.

The Western Lady of Dusk.

He remembers a poem carved into a temple by someone three thousand years ago.

#A sharp-tongued, timid, useless goddess x her destined super caretaker

#The cat is a single kitty. Unlock more stories about her ex-husbands in the novel

#The rebellious son is basically Dwayne Johnson (not really); in this story, he's an Egyptian prince

#Includes Egyptian mythology and related history, with plenty of original elements

#As always, the timeline serves the plot

Theme: Happiness is in your own hands