(Quick Transmigration) The Male Lead Keeps Trying to Kill Me

My new novel, What Do I Do After Turning into the Demon Emperor's Underwear?, is now online. Here's the blurb! As a thousand-year-old winter mushroom spirit, the heroine makes three wishes every night before bed! First: to become fair and smooth. Second: Hehe, of course, to get nice and slim. Third: to cling to a powerful benefactor. At last, one day, she woke up and, oh my heavens! All three wishes had come true! But... wait, why have I turned into a piece of cloth??? The great tree popped out and said, "This isn't ordinary cloth!" The heroine cried, "You're lying. It's obviously just a rag!" He replied, "Huh? I made you exactly according to your wishes. Isn't underwear white and smooth? Look, girl, your fabric is custom-made and ultra-thin! Besides, these aren't ordinary underwear!" "Then... what are they?" "They're the Demon Emperor's personal underwear! Is that leg powerful enough for you? Cool enough? Thick enough?!" "Waaah, it's too thick QAQ" Little scene: The hero scratched his head and asked, puzzled, "Where did my beloved underwear go?" He turned around and suddenly saw a woman with skin as smooth as jade on his bed. "Who are you?" "I... I'm your underwear!" Blurb: Every prank is just a way to get your attention. P.S. 1. The hero's flirting skills are always on point! 2. The hero and heroine travel through different worlds, flirting with each other. So sweet! A scheming, arrogant, sharp-tongued hero vs. a carefree, spirited, sharp-tongued heroine P.S. 1. This is a silly, fluffy story with tons of plot holes. Don't overthink it! - My next contemporary sweet romance: Money and My Wild Man After Jin Nan, owner of a Taobao shop worth a billion yuan, runs into one scumbag after another, she decides to pose as a working girl in search of a simple, unremarkable romance! Meanwhile, Shen Fang, a bored first-generation rich man, sneaks off to work as a laborer. You mop the floor, I'll wipe the tables. Aren't we just made for each other? "What does money even matter? I never touch money. I'm not interested in it at all." On her wedding day, the heroine thinks it over and decides that if her cover is blown, so be it. She's got plenty of money. What's one more man to support? Besides, she's taken a fancy to him. What's the problem? Wait, this wild man is even richer than she is??? What should she do? She's not nearly as confident as she used to be. The meeting of two "broke nobodies." This book is also known as You're Even Richer Than Me and The Ultimate Expert at Pretending to Be Poor A heroine pretending to be poor x a hero pretending to be poor Also coming next: the fantasy romance Little Brother, Give Me a Bite Other people cultivate with pills, qi training, or by standing under waterfalls to get pummeled. But she cultivates by... getting bitten??? The first time she hit a bottleneck, she relied on a hundred-year-old giant python. The second time, a thousand-year-old giant tortoise. The third time, after thinking it over again and again, she could only turn to that ten-thousand-year-old bachelor on the mountain. That old bachelor once swore he would never leave the mountain: "I will never go down the mountain. I, Ji Jingyin, would rather fall to my death, die of old age, starve to death, or die right here than ever go down!" In the end: "It's great to come down the mountain." Little scene: The hero lowered his head and asked, "Miss, may I bite you?" The heroine immediately replied, "Sure, but I get to choose where." The hero asked, puzzled, "Where?" The heroine ran the tip of her tongue along her lips and said, "The mouth." Weibo: TingmingJX Theme: