Two and a Half Couples in a Love Triangle

"I don't have money, a car, or a house."

"What's mine is yours."

"I'm really lazy..."

"I'll earn the money and keep the home running, while you stay pretty and make me laugh!"

"I don't want to get married."

"Say that again and see what happens."

"I don't want to," she silently repeated a hundred times.

"We don't have to get married. Then... be the mother of my child!"

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