Immortal Cat's Livestream

[This is a pit, the writing is terrible, don't read it.]

As a chubby little socialist orange cat, Xin Wei's dream in life was to cultivate into an immortal, then eat dried fish without restraint.

But after he became an immortal and came down from the mountain, he discovered that making a living in the human world wasn't easy.

And, for no apparent reason, he got bound to an Immortal Realm livestreaming app, along with a partner who seemed to be his former human...

Their first meeting:

Xin Miao: "Actually, I refuse. I, Xin Miao, would rather starve to death, die in the human world, and get swallowed by an evil spirit than take even one dried fish from Yuchi Mao!"

Yuchi Mao smiled indulgently. "Sure, whatever you say."

Later:

Xin Miao was pinned in a corner by Yuchi Mao, kissed until he could barely breathe, and clumsily turned into a chubby orange cat. While eating the dried fish someone had prepared for him, he angrily clawed at the corner of the wall. "So good!"

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