I'll Take This Hand

Master Zhu's family was wealthy and powerful. They had a hundred houses and a thousand acres of fertile land. His household was full of wives and concubines, with countless servants. There was just one problem: for three generations, the family had only ever had one son. Young Master Zhu was past twenty, but spent his days idle and useless. He was fat and bloated from overeating, and after harassing the girl next door, he'd go flirt with the boy next door. He'd been engaged three times, but every match had fallen through. In a fit of anger, Master Zhu decided to publicly choose a bride. Climb the tower and toss an embroidered ball! No, wait, toss a jade platter! The passing female lead looked up and saw... One of the Eight Desolate Divine Artifacts, the Moon's Return!