Buddha Says Killing Is Forbidden

Silly Version: Bai Chou and Emperor Xiu are each other's romantic tribulation. If they got together, the only possible outcome would be for them both to see through the mortal world and spend their days beside an oil lamp and an ancient Buddha. So the two of them can only look at each other, not devour one another. Bai Chou: I never imagined Buddha would become the biggest obstacle keeping me from escaping this "sea of suffering." A few notes 1. The protagonist, who is the shou, makes his official entrance in Chapter Two. Chen Xiaodong is just a supporting character!! The world the protagonists enter has no background at all. I'll explain later, because this isn't an ancient-setting danmei, and they'll have to come back out. 2. Updated daily. Both leads are virgins. Ghost hunting and case-solving, with a touch of chuunibyou and plenty of swoon. The author's completed novel: Wake Up, Stop Dreaming Coming soon, Novel 1: It's All Because Our Personas Match So Well Dreamwalker Lu Ye takes on an urgent assignment. He thinks all he has to do is protect a patient's safety in their dreams, but unexpectedly, he triggers both of the two taboos of dreamwalking. Lu Ye thinks this isn't his fault. Their personas just match too well. The target is mentally ill and likes men. As it happens, so does he. The target is a terrifying monster. As it happens, he's also grown two extra pairs of wings. The target is an interstellar fugitive trying to escape prison. As it happens, he knows how to pick locks. From fellow patients to fellow misfits to fellow inmates, they "support" each other as they descend deeper and deeper into the dream... Coming soon, Novel 2: Patients Wu Yao and Qin Lou meet at a vegetable market, brought together by having the same mission. At the time, Qin Lou is picking out eggplants. Not even his mask and hat can hide how handsome he is. Wu Yao can't help sneaking a few extra looks, and accidentally notices the diamond-studded zipper on his pants... Wu Yao: Rich. Following the heated gaze, Qin Lou looks over and sees a handsome young man holding up a cucumber, staring intently at his... Qin Lou: Sick. Theme: