Naruto: I Give Myself to You

Reiko Sakuma runs away from home and gets rescued three times by the same rabbit.

First time: What a beautiful rabbit. Hmm, let's get acquainted.

Second time: This is someone who can help me keep running away from home. I'd better hold on tight.

Third time: Hmm, you've rescued me three times now, and I don't have anything to repay you with, so I'll give you my hand in marriage.

Rabbit: …But I don't want it.