I Woke Up with a Rich Husband

Main story complete. Please preorder my new stories, A Guide to Raising a Canary Idol and Reborn as the Entertainment Industry's Top Talent Scout. Their blurbs are at the end! Xu Zhe, a small-time hoodlum from a tiny county town, wakes up one day to be told he's lost ten years of his memory. In those ten years, he not only found his "long-dead" father and inherited over a hundred million, but also married a "virtuous and capable" wife. His wife is smart, beautiful, and capable. The only problem is, she's a man. Xu Zhe: No big deal. I can get a divorce and find someone else. Xu Zhe tries every trick in the book to get a divorce, but in the end he gets himself thoroughly ravished too. Xu Zhe: Divorce is such a hassle. It costs money and effort, and takes a toll on my kidneys! Qi Hao: You came through my door and got our marriage certificate. Don't think you can just walk away that easily. [An easily flustered, tsundere, quick-witted bottom x a scheming, gorgeous, master-actor top] [Melodrama √ Amnesia √ Chasing the spouse to the crematorium √ Comedy √] After finally getting his wish and divorcing his husband, Xu Zhe finds the "abandoned" ex-husband knocking on his door again... Xu Zhe: W-what are you doing? We're already divorced! Qi Hao [lighting a cigarette]: That's fine. It's just a piece of paper. We can get another one. This time, let's try something else, like falling in love after getting married? This story is also known as After Losing My Memory, I Married My Childhood Friend Before Falling in Love and My Ex-Husband, Who Made My Life Miserable After Our Divorce, Is Actually Great. Xu Zhe: Sorry, I've already found someone new. Ten of them :) Set in a world where same-sex marriage is legal. Updates daily at 6 p.m. Please bookmark! New story: A Guide to Raising a Canary Idol Su Qi, the youngest son of the president of G&C, spent twenty-three years as someone else's child. Then his rebellious phase hit late, and he decided to cut loose by keeping a young celebrity and living the playboy life. But he never expected a "love rival" to butt in every time he was about to make a move! Su Qi: That newly popular actress looks good. Maybe I should ask her out for dinner sometime? Apple Daily: [Headline: Film Emperor Yan Qisheng Caught on Secret Date with Rising Actress. Are They Having an Affair?] Su Qi: She's too young. Conquering a mature woman feels more rewarding... Apple Daily: [Shocking: Queen of Pop Xiao Confesses on Her Show, Calls Film Emperor Yan Her Ideal Type!] Su Qi: A mature woman is too old. Raising a little girl sounds more fun... Apple Daily: [Great News: Child Star Shi Keke Joins Film Emperor Yan's Studio as His Sole Direct Apprentice!] What do you do when your love rival keeps stealing everyone you like? Su Qi: Obviously, I keep him and slowly "torture" him!!! * At thirty-two, film emperor Yan Qisheng is well past the age of chasing romance. After spending so long in the complicated entertainment industry, he doesn't expect to find true love. He just wants to find someone suitable and spend their lives together in mutual respect. But then, at thirty-two, he happens to meet Su Qi, whose warmth outshines the sun. The young man is like a cat that will get all riled up if you so much as touch him. He says he absolutely doesn't like Yan Qisheng, but sticks close to him all the same and gives him every good thing he has. Yan Qisheng: My lover is so adorable. How do I keep myself under control every day? Su Qi: I successfully tormented my love rival again today! A naturally flirtatious beauty of a bottom who thinks he's keeping a film emperor but is actually dating him, and ends up being kept by the emperor x a gentle, great film emperor top who thinks he's dating someone, but is actually being kept, and ends up keeping the beauty himself ◆ Bottom POV. The top is nine years older. This time the top is older, dotes on the bottom, and it's 1v1. Reborn as the Entertainment Industry's Top Talent Scout Jin Yue has been reborn. In his previous life, he had a good eye and plenty of ability, but without connections or qualifications, even that wasn't enough. This time, with a miraculous Talent Scout System, none of that will be a problem! Jin Yue rubs his hands together: When are we going to conquer the entertainment industry? The System pulls out textbooks on politics, history, geography, biology, and six languages. "Learn all this first." Jin Yue: ?? Five years later, Jin Yue returns fully trained. Whether they're former idols who've faded from the spotlight for various reasons or talented actors who never got their chance, he can turn them into gold and bring them back to life! The triple-crown film emperor who's won so many awards he can't hold them all? I signed him! The hottest star in the business? I raised him myself! The talented idol who writes and sings his own songs? I discovered him! When reporters press them for the secret to their success, they all say in unison: "Everything we achieved today started when I met my agent..." Reporters: ?? Jin Yue: Half the entertainment industry has to respect me. [smug grin.jpg] #IWasUselessAtEverythingAndThenSuddenlyBecameCapable# #EverythingIsReadyAndIAmTheFinalPush# System: Since you're a beginner, don't get ahead of yourself. I'll start by giving you a future film emperor. Raise him well and treat it as practice. Jin Yue looks at the exquisitely cute child in front of him: "..." Don't think I won't recognize that little rascal who betrayed me just because you've changed your secret identity!!! Ten years later. Jin Yue: How many times have I told you not to hug me in public? The freshly crowned film emperor, a man of few words: Fine, Big Brother. There's no one around now. Can I kiss you? qwq System: ? I'm blind. A softhearted entertainment-industry talent scout x a scheming film emperor, cold in public and a former puppy at home Theme: You can't choose where you're born, but you can change your life through hard work.