Reborn: Don't Try to Set Me Up

Next daily serial: She Is Reborn and Can See Through Everything My CP story: Go Away, I'm Waiting to Be Reborn Updated daily between nine and ten every evening. If something comes up, I'll ask for leave in advance. If an update appears at another time, it means the author is revising or proofreading. Blurb One: Ruan Qingqian, known in the entertainment industry as Fatty Ruan, the ugly comic actress, has been reborn. She has returned to the age of twenty-one. She is no longer the fat, unattractive Fatty Ruan people laughed at. At twenty-one, she has fair skin, a slim waist, and a generous bust. From the waist down, it's all legs. Most importantly, she has a distinctive beauty. Ruan Qingqian can't help wondering: How could she have been so foolish before, only ever acting in comedies and playing the ugly one? Blurb Two: When Ruan Qingqian films her first drama, Song Changmu appears out of nowhere as the male lead and tests scenes with her, including a bed scene... Ruan Qingqian is utterly indifferent.jpg Ruan Qingqian goes to film a dating reality show. The young heartthrob she was promised gets pushed out by Song Changmu. Ruan Qingqian has given up on life.jpg Ruan Qingqian finally lands a leading role, and gets to play a couple with her idol. She's so excited she can barely sleep. Song Changmu takes a pay cut to play her brother in the drama. In the end, they even get shipped as a brother-sister CP. Is this some kind of German orthopedics?! Ruan Qingqian is furious: Song Changmu, I'm going to fight you! Years later, a reporter asks national heartthrob Song Changmu how he managed to win the heart of national goddess Ruan Qingqian. Song Changmu smiles warmly: Wherever she goes, I dig a pit for her. The reporter secretly admires him: As expected, a real master of underhanded tricks. Extra Scene: Late at night, Song Changmu stares at a popular forum thread on his computer, titled "A Look at the Ambiguous, Deep Affection Between Song Changmu and Luo Nianqiao." His face grows longer and longer. He calls his assistant: Get the online commenters together right away. Post a thread on that forum titled "Give the Mu-Qiao Romance a Rest: A Rundown of Song Changmu and Ruan Qingqian's Affairs." Remember, throw money at it and make the post as popular as possible. Ideally, whenever anyone mentions their names, people should think there's something going on between them! The next day, after filming, Ruan Qingqian opens her phone and is flooded with notifications, all with the same headline: Song Changmu and Ruan Qingqian to Wed on Valentine's Day, Ruan Qingqian Has Been Pregnant for a While. Ruan Qingqian is dumbfounded: What did I miss?! Song Changmu tells his assistant: Great work! Add another five mao to every online commenter’s payment! The male lead isn't a jerk, and the female lead will become a goddess. It will definitely be sweet, sweet, sweet. If it isn't, I'll livestream myself eating a sanitary pad! This story is entirely made up, with no real-life inspiration. One-on-one romance. Please don't dig up old rankings. The author's writing is rough, so lovely ladies, please read with an open mind. If it's not to your taste, please be understanding and don't flame me~ (The author's daily serial) Staying in Her Arms <INPUT TYPE=button VALUE="Please Support My Pili Column" ***> Theme: Turning back before it's too late