[Showbiz] With a Character Like Yours, You Wouldn't Last Ten Thousand Words Under Normal Circumstances

♔ Short story told over multiple chapters, each only 100 to 1,000 characters

♔ Just the bare-bones plot

Blurb:

With the stock character setup Qian An has, he'd absolutely get face-slapped in any other entertainment-industry story.

But! This! Time!

It's different!

Even though he's scummy, shameless, promiscuous, and bitchy, with no principles, no boundaries, no ambition, and no brains, and he's low in both intelligence and emotional intelligence, can't act, and sings off-key ●v●

But! Still!

Somehow, he just makes people swoon~ (๑•̀ω•́๑)

--Seriously, why do we even like someone like him? Orz

--My god is poisonous, seriously... Just one sniff... Nobody stop me, I'm not taking my medicine! (๑•̀ㅂ•́)و✧

--I heard that guy's being kept by someone. He's got no shame! But all I want to say is... Hey, sugar daddy! Let go of big brother and let me have a go!! (*°ω°)ノ"

--All he does is manufacture scandals and ride on other people's popularity. What's the point? Can't he just... post a few more selfies for me to enjoy? (~￣△￣)~

--I logged onto Weibo and saw news that that scumbag was bullying a newcomer again. Hmph. So... why doesn't he keep picking on our Ji? Out with the old, in with the new! Out with the old, in with the new!

Hmph, I'm definitely not shipping this couple this time! (╯‵□′)╯︵┻━┻

Fine, I won't ship them for the rest of today. (╭╯ε╰╮)

Keywords: face-slapping, worldview-destroying