I, the Mountain God, Want My Money

[At the editor's request, this story will become a paid work on March 1, with three chapters released that day. Thank you for your support.]

#What's it like when your fiance loses his memory?#

At the National Metaphysics Bureau, the job benefits sound incredible before you start. Afterward, you find out the only thing they provide is a partner. The higher-ups come up with all kinds of mystical nonsense every day, supposedly to safeguard the peace of the Nine Provinces, but really they just disrupt the citizens' lives. A while ago, my fiance was sent to help out at the bureau next door. When he came back, he was hugging his partner's nine-tailed fox and saying, "Where did you buy this Samoyed? It's not even purebred." That's when everyone realized he'd lost his memory. Of all things, he had forgotten only the stuff about the bureau, including me and himself. The biggest problem isn't that the wedding we've finally arranged has been postponed indefinitely. It's that he thinks he's a person. What should I do? Have a cup of hot water and calm down, or let him marry a purebred Samoyed?

A little clarification:

To everyone above, I wasn't calling him inhuman. I just talked to him, and now I'm even more desperate. Here's how it went:

"What am I?" "A mountain god."

"Where's the mountain?"

"It burned down."

"What about the people?"

"They're serving life sentences in prison." "Then what am I?"

"A mountain god."

"Bullshit. Where's the mountain?" "..."

Up next, an original modern romance novel:

The All-Purpose Contractor. Link: http://www.jjwxc.net/onebook.php?novelid=4057939

Blurb:

If time could rewind to that day, Liu Fenghe would never have accepted the flyer handed to him by that young man, who looked incredibly handsome and dashing on the surface but was fussy and difficult inside.

He never dreamed he'd become a contractor.

Even less did he expect that, one day, the young man would become his partner in making a life together. He still remembered the conversation that changed his fate:

Liu Fenghe: What is a contractor?

Ce Bai: A professional who burns themselves out to fulfill other people's dreams, sacrifices their own family for the greater good, kindles hope, and selflessly gives without asking for anything in return.

Liu Fenghe: Can you put it more simply?

Ce Bai: We only trick idiots into joining.

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Contract No. 1314

Client: Anonymous

Request: Please get these two handsome guys together soon!

Payment: [Confidential]

After reading it, Liu Fenghe was flustered: No, I refuse.

Ce Bai: As a contractor, how could I refuse a client's request? (Kiss)

Liu Fenghe: Ce Bai, you %&#!...

If contractors can send in requests, could someone please help him put an end to this bizarre nightmare?

Pairing: Gorgeous, fussy top x cold-on-the-outside, warm-on-the-inside, short-tempered bottom

My friend Gu Dingdan's ongoing story: Tang Zhen's Countryside Life by Yue Qing Lengran. Link: http://www.jjwxc.net/onebook.php?novelid=6440182

Up next, a no-romance novel:

Ideal Country. Link: http://www.jjwxc.net/onebook.php?novelid=4039657

※Dystopian, cyberpunk, a story about growing up and rebellion.

Liming had never seen the sun.

Because before the sun could rise, mist had already covered the sky.

He looked up. The watchtower soared into the clouds, and the Upper City, bathed in sunlight, was welcoming another beautiful day.

He closed his eyes. The biting wind howled, and before the foul air of the Lower City could be blown away, it had already clung to his throat.

He turned around, carrying his convictions and ideals, longing for hope and light.

He stepped forward.

Ahead lay either freedom or the abyss.