They Say I'm a Demon

They say I'm a demon, a wicked monster who's been running wild and doing evil for thousands of years. As he said it, his Mao Zedong Thought and Marxist Philosophy teacher pelted him with a piece of chalk and sent him out of the classroom. He waited outside until my class was over, then came over and said: "You're a demon." "Oh." "You're an evil demon!" "Oh." "I'm going to lock you beneath a tower." "Does the tower have Wi-Fi?" "...Yeah, and you can order takeout, too." "Then what are we waiting for? Lock me up already! If you don't, I'll have to take the CET-4 exam." "..." Righteous, energetic Taoist top x good-for-nothing shut-in demon bottom