After Losing My Memory, I Mistook Someone Else for My Lover

Chu Lu, a guide and powerful mastermind secretly pulling strings throughout the empire while plotting to seize the throne, has lost his memory. When he wakes up, he has become a weak, pitiful, yet incredibly self-assured guide who spends money like water. Even his sentinel has been switched out. The fake standing by his hospital bed goes from tearfully apologizing for failing to protect him one second to baring his fangs and marking him without a word the next. Qi Shendu: “From now on, I'm the only sentinel assigned to this household. I hope you understand.” Chu Lu: “Got it. I can spend whatever you earn, then. Let's start by filling the fridge with vodka.” Qi Shendu: “???” Qi Shenwei is dead. His twin brother, Qi Shendu, has been brought in to replace him, and has taken over his identity, his military rank, his house, and... his guide. At first, Qi Shendu: “I'm just going undercover to gather intelligence. I have absolutely no interest in taking over Qi Shenwei's secondhand goods.” Later, Qi Shendu: “I'll stake my damn life on it! I'm going to make sure the guide at home gets to smoke, drink, and eat like a king!” In short: He couldn't resist. [A lazy, gluttonous prince bottom who's so strong no one can touch him X a street thug top who's ambitious and knows how to enjoy life] Reader's guide: 1. The opening of Chapter 1 is the bottom's precognitive dream. Skipping it won't affect the story. 2. The top's acting is over the top, he's a human lemon, and it's terrifying how uneducated he is. 3. Familiar soapy, wacky fun. 4. Sentinel-guide setting, 1v1, happy ending. Preorder: What Did I Do Wrong This Time After Finding a Dragon Egg? Please add it to your collection. Blurb: Ermao finds a strange egg by the river. Wanting to help, he tucks it under his bottom and incubates it for a few days. Who could have guessed that terrible news would arrive: the legendary Dragon Lord, who had supposedly gone mad, has escaped his seal and is now slaughtering his way across the land. He's about to reach the edge of Bird Forest! Everyone spreads the word, and Ermao is so frightened that he hurriedly packs his little bundle and prepares to flee with the dragon egg under his bottom. But because he's so round and fat, he becomes the most conspicuous target in the flock. In the end, the Dragon Lord catches him, and all he can do is fluff up his feathers and tremble. Dragon Lord: “You have my egg.” Ermao: “N-no, no, I found it. I'll give it back to you right now.” The Dragon Lord spots his bundle and glares furiously. “You were planning to run away with my dragon offspring too! What have I ever done to wrong you?” Ermao is completely innocent: “I didn't! I haven't!” Dragon Lord: “Still trying to argue? I'll take you back to the Dragon Palace, and then we'll see how you explain yourself when you give birth to my dragon offspring!” Ermao, being dragged away: Nooo!! Theme: Seeing different worlds from different perspectives