[Journey to the West] This Team Is Doomed

Blurb One:

A master who loves collecting oddballs and psychopaths, and is a shameless show-off.

A dragon-slaying boy in his rebellious phase, and a cannon-fodder brat of a senior apprentice brother.

In his previous life, he was Marshal Tianpeng, a macho muscleman. In this life, he's a delicate, fragile beauty who grew up in a male brothel, a sweet and gentle second senior brother.

A poker-faced, tough-guy, domineering CEO and icy, doting top: the third senior brother.

A masochistic junior apprentice brother, Long Xiaobai...

The cross-dressing Guanyin smiled with motherly kindness: "...What adorable children..."

Blurb Two:

Xuanzang had quietly watched the chaos unfold from start to finish, and nearly ground his teeth to dust. Guanyin! These are the wonderful disciples you prepared for me?!!!!... Fine! Excellent!! Absolutely wonderful!! It could not be more... perfect!

Xuanzang gazed at his disciples, who were making a complete mess of things, his eyes shining and his heart pounding with excitement. Every one of them was so interesting! Heh heh heh... This is great!

The demon looked at the delicate beauty crying like a rain-soaked flower in the tough guy's arms, then at the frail young boy in the courtyard, fighting until he was covered in blood yet grinning with excitement. Finally, he looked at the master by the table, unmoving and righteous, yet grinning strangely with shining eyes...

The demon: ⊙▽⊙ Excuse me? Does anyone care about me? ...I've been cultivating for five hundred years, after all...

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