Two worlds, yin and yang, you and me
One Valentine's Day
"Anran, it's Valentine's Day. Aren't you going to give me something?"
"Would you even be able to use what I give you?"
"Why wouldn't I be able to use it!"
"So what do you want?"
"Will you buy me whatever I want?"
"Mm."
"Then take me shopping!"
"Sure."
------------Half an hour later------------
Anran looked up at the huge sign above the shop entrance.
A One-Stop Funeral Supplies Shop
Anran: "…"
------------Three days later------------
A ghost from the Republican era: "Xiaobai, that's not cool! You robbed the place without bringing me along!"
A ghost from the Tang dynasty: "Miss Sujian, Confucius said, 'A gentleman loves wealth, but acquires it by honorable means.' I shall say no more!"
Sujian: "Hmph! I'm not like you poor ghosts anymore. I've got a proper sugar daddy now!"
So proud! So smug! ╰(￣▽￣)╮
The ghosts watching the spectacle: "Anran, you're the best! We're fun too. How about keeping us?"
The Tang dynasty ghost, overcome with grief: "Golden furs and jeweled clasps gleam amid a riot of colors; embroidered robes and sleeves grace the Han emperor's side. Ten bushels of pearls, a pair of white jade discs. A new decree descends, gold and purple shining bright. Horses fly, people flow like water, the nine ministers and six offices all await their turn. Once they flew away in pursuit of colored clouds; now they have become the springtime splendor of the capital."
