The Demon Realm's Ranting Blogger

Submission: A few days ago, I secretly ate a person. Overall, it tasted pretty good, but the flavor of the face and chest was strange. It seemed a little... spoiled? The next day, the case of a missing female internet celebrity was solved, and a deranged cannibal was arrested. Submission: I ran into a male celebrity surnamed Zhou and used my enchantment to seduce him into a hotel room. Then I discovered that his five-centimeter-thick leather boots had another pair of hidden height-increasing insoles inside. The next day, everyone knew that a certain young heartthrob was under 170 centimeters tall. Submission: My dad, mom, older brother, and older sister are all sweet, but I'm sour. I lived for eighteen years before discovering I was a pomelo who wasn't born to my parents. The next day, the runaway kid was caught by their parents and given a beating. Submission: My neighbors haven't left the house in two or three months. They often receive mysterious people dressed in black in the middle of the night. I suspect they're secretly plotting terrorist activities. The next day, a group of crow spirits who had sneaked into the human world to work illegally were deported. Background: On the surface, "Demon World's Gossip Guy" is an entertainment-focused Weibo account run by an internet celebrity. In reality, he's an informant planted among the public by the Demon World's embassy in China. His job is to gather intelligence and pass it along to the Special Operations Group of Yaoyao Ling, always ready to take action to keep society safe. Seme: A tough immortal cactus tasked with protecting the Demon World's ambassador to China Uke: The Demon World's ambassador to China and famous internet celebrity, Demon World's Gossip Guy