What Every Trash Author Must Read Daily

My goal is: face-slapping! Sitting at my computer, typing away, when my husband suddenly appears behind me and sneers arrogantly, "What's the point of you typing every day? Can you make money? Can you support the family? How much can you even earn?" Me: "..." I have nothing to say! My husband looks at me with disdain. "Don't use the computer anymore. You're just wasting time!" My heart aches with indignation. I silently swear, "You can mock me all you like today. Tomorrow, you'll be reaching for the stars to get near me!" Goal number two: Husband: "If you can make a living writing, I'll crawl wherever you go!" Husband: "If you can make money writing, I'll gouge out my eyeballs and let you use them as marbles!" Husband: "If you can earn money writing, I'll twist my head off and let you use it as a stool!" My goals are: type, type, type... My goals are: walk the dog, play marbles, and sit on a stool!!! This is where I'll keep track of the novels I want to write and the ones I'm getting ready to write. I'll line them up, then write them one after another! ^-^ Theme: