I Heard Ascension Is a Scam

The immortal has already departed on the Yellow Crane. In the cultivation world, where no one has ascended for ten thousand years, the person most likely to ascend, Perfected Ling Jun, suddenly disintegrates and dies.

"I killed him." His eldest disciple, Yuan Ting, says calmly.

Junior brother: Everyone says Eldest Senior Brother killed Master, but I don't believe it. Maybe he slept with Master.

A steady, loyal puppy of a master who thinks Eldest Senior Brother can do no wrong X a master who seems refined and spotless but is actually mischievous across three thousand worlds

Also known as:

A Rational Discussion of a Major Fraud Case in the Cultivation World

One Hundred and Eight Ways to Cultivate to Immortality

What to Do When You Can't Have Children with an Immortal

A Look at the Immortal Race's Zombies

A master-disciple pairing: the story of an immortal who laid a hand on me, but never tied his hair to mine so we could share eternal life.

There's conspiracy, power-ups, and revenge, so it's a satisfying read.

The four stages of cultivation in this novel (described in detail): refining essence into qi, refining qi into spirit, refining spirit to return to the void, and refining the void to unite with the Dao.

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