Naruto: Daughter, Let's Find You a Different Son-in-Law

Synopsis: Huan Shi is a pretty, clever girl who is determined to become Hokage. She works hard toward her goal, but after she goes out with her mother, Qing Tian, and returns home, she discovers that the whole world has changed. One day, while Elder Danzo is working, the adorable Huan Shi asks him, "Grandpa, why have you gotten so ugly?" Danzo takes a deep breath and does his best to fool his granddaughter: "Because time is a butcher's knife." As a result, he makes her cry. That evening, his daughter Qing Tian asks the very same question: "Father, why have you gotten so ugly?" Danzo: "..." #Can I refuse to answer?# #Why do I suddenly regret getting the Sharingan transplanted back then?# As it turns out, having a daughter makes a huge difference: With a daughter, he comes home from work every day to a hot meal on the table, and his adorable granddaughter runs up to hug him and say, "Welcome home!" Without a daughter, he has to make do with water and military ration pills when he's hungry, and occasionally mooches a meal from the ANBU cafeteria, where the food is awful. With a daughter, someone runs his bath ahead of time and washes his clothes. He doesn't have to agonize over what to wear the next day. Without a daughter, all that is just wishful thinking, and he has to wrack his brain every day deciding what to wear tomorrow. With a daughter, coming home really feels like coming home, instead of entering an empty house. Without a daughter... Damn, I can't go on. Daughter, stay! Daddy needs you! (reaches out dramatically) Later, by sheer coincidence, Danzo learns who his son-in-law is. His heart actually stops for a moment, and he grows so furious with Hiruzen Sarutobi that he grits his teeth. From then on, he secretly dreams of finding a new son-in-law...