Burning Calories in Love

Shen Qingguang gains weight just by breathing, and keeps swearing she'll diet and slim down. Then she turns around and sits there at midnight, clutching dessert pizza and weeping. Han Rufei has a model's figure and can eat all he wants without gaining weight. Shen Qingguang tries every way she can to fatten him up, asking him out for meals every day. A month later, Shen Qingguang stood on the scales and swore never to eat with him again. Han Rufei: Not going out for a meal today? Shen Qingguang: No, I'm fasting. Han Rufei: Then let's do it another day. Shen Qingguang: ...⊙▽⊙ Gentle caresses = 10 calories; a soft kiss = 17 calories; a deep kiss = 65 calories; missionary position = 20 calories; orange-flavored oral sex = 60 calories... Han Rufei: I'll take care of every calorie you burn for the rest of your life. Theme: