The Heartbroken Admiral [One Piece]

My boyfriend has been acting really strange lately.

Usually, he's a lazy shut-in who cracks crude jokes and never acts serious. But now he's resting his chin in his hand, lost in thought, sometimes staring blankly at a wanted poster. He's even traded his same old clothes for a dashing white suit.

I started paying attention to the young woman on that wanted poster.

I thought nobody would want a guy like him, so I had all the time in the world to wait for him to propose. I was wrong. If I didn't make a move, he could split himself into an octopus and date several people at once.

I decided I had to do something to save our relationship, which was hanging by a thread.

I smacked the drowsy man across the face and said, dead serious,

"Let's break up, you scumbag!"

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