Today I Picked Up a Big Shot [Apocalypse]

Yan Yumeng had just killed herself, but the next second, she was reborn. The feeling was... hard to describe. Since she was alive again, she couldn't be bothered to die all over again ╮(￣▽￣)╭ The apocalypse would begin tomorrow. She had to get ready. Years later, she realized that the best preparation of all had been picking up a powerful big shot! With the big shot's baby kicking inside her belly, she didn't give much thought to the question of "who picked up whom." The male lead's blurb: Big Shot: Let's agree on three rules! Mengmeng: What rules? Spit it out! Big Shot: First, don't leave me! Second, love me! Third, don't flirt with that monster! Mengmeng: Aren't the first and second rules in the wrong order? And what's with the third one? He's an ability user who can transform into a beast, okay? Could you stop changing his species? Big Shot: You're not agreeing??? Mengmeng: ...Everything Big Shot says is right! I'll follow your orders to the letter! This is a tragic story full of schemes (crossed out), where the heroine thinks she picked up a big shot, but the big shot actually picked her up and made her think she was the one who picked him up. Reader's Guide: 1. Both leads are reborn. 2. The male lead looks like a kindly saint, and is upright, sunny, and handsome. In reality, he couldn't be any more evil. 3. One-on-one romance, happy ending. 4. The author is thin-skinned and melodramatic, and can't take criticism. If you feel uncomfortable while reading, click the X in the upper right. You and I will both be better off. (Important!) Please add it to your author collection~~ If you're out of books to read, come browse my profile~~ Ongoing novel: Raising a Big Cat in the Apocalypse. Please add it to your collection~ Blurb: After the apocalypse, Jiang Miao became everyone's darling, protected by a group of powerful monsters. She was living the dream! Until her house cat suddenly transformed... The cat: If I don't transform, I'll get neutered, won't I? Jiang Miao: Then should I find you a little lady cat? The super-cute kind! He only narrowed his eyes, looking extremely dangerous. Jiang Miao: Or do you want a little tiger? Wake up, you're just a cat! The cat: Hmph. Jiang Miao: Sigh, raising a cat is so hard! Then one day, when a man pinned her against the wall and a fluffy cat tail wrapped around her waist, she finally realized: I just wanted to scoop your poop, but you want to *me? As for how a group of monsters accidentally saved the world, all she could say was, "I'm not responsible for what monsters do!" Jiang Miao: Anyone who lays a hand on my cat is dead! The cat: Anyone who lays a hand on my woman is dead! Here are the silly author's other completed works: 1. Cultivation BL: The Greatest Scoundrel in Cultivation. Su Potian, a tsundere uke, × a scheming, gentle seme. 2. Apocalypse story about a scoundrel merchant: I Became a Tycoon in the Apocalypse. Making a fortune in the apocalypse and saving the world along the way. 3. Sweet apocalypse romance: Today I Picked Up a Big Shot. And slept with him the moment we met. 4. Apocalypse CEO romance: The Soft Girl's Comeback. A domineering CEO and his pampered little wife who wants to be self-sufficient every day. 5. Interstellar System story: Genes Decide That You Love Me. I'm richer than a country in the interstellar world! 6. Sweet interstellar romance: The Interstellar Battle-Nanny. I'm making waves across the stars! 7. Cute, sweet cultivation romance: The Days I Colluded with the Demon Lord. A kitty and a great demon king!