High Immortal, You're Poking Me!

In a past life, he casually plucked a green leaf and tossed it into a clean vase, transforming it into the first bamboo in the world. Time flowed on, swift as a white horse glimpsed through a crack. A thousand years later, a purple bamboo grove grew on Mount Putuo in the South Sea. In this life: "Father, does Mother really not remember us?" A little arrow bamboo stood side by side with the taller arrow bamboo beside it on the windowsill. Now they were two potted plants in the evening glow, set in an inconspicuous corner of the windowsill. Golden light streamed through the window in bright beams, passing through the gauzy curtains and falling on the figure sitting with knees drawn up before the window, painting her nails red. Reader's guide 1. This is part of the Shrimp-Chicken Dad series. 2. Side A is set in the modern era, in a later generation; Side B is set in the immortal realm in a past life. 3. The shou has a cross-dressing fetish (in both the modern and ancient eras!!!) 4. Side A has babies! Side A has babies! Side A has babies! I'm repeating this three times because it's important!!! Please bring your own warning sign. 5. I'm not very good at writing historical-style fiction, so please bear with me if it's not well written. 6. The setting is mostly made up, though I'll also draw on and adapt various texts, including Buddhist sutras, Daoist scriptures, the Great Compassion Dharani Sutra of the Thousand Hands and Eyes, the Samadhi Sutra of Guanyin, the Record of Guanyin and Dashizhi Receiving Prophecies, the Zhuangzi, the Lüshi Chunqiu, the Huainanzi, and the Taixuan, among others. This is just to be clear. Theme: