After transmigrating, purebred unlucky guy Bai Zeyu winds up with an Onmyoji System that lets him draw cards, and becomes a real Onmyoji. It seems something went wrong with the transmigration... Why did I run into someone doing something indecent the moment I got here? This has to be a fake System. Why do other people's Systems send them into anime or fantasy worlds, while mine has such a bizarre vibe? What the heck is a parallel world?_? Hey, mister, I'm not a flag, so why are you saluting me... Wait... Hello? Hello! This Onmyoji has SSR Shikigami, you know!!! This story is also known as "The Tragic Tale of a Purebred Unlucky Guy Trying to Escape His Bad Luck," "A Serial Red-Light Runner Gets Educated♂ Every Day," and "Every Time I'm on Guard Duty, I See That Guy Run a Red Light."
New story coming soon: [Mythology Anthology] This Supermarket Is Cursed. Ever since Fang Zhe took over a supermarket from a distant relative, his worldview has been shattered.
As a young man raised on the socialist scientific worldview, Fang Zhe feels as if he's opened the door to a whole new world.
"Boss, give me a bottle of Meng Po's Soup!" A stone-faced man stands at the counter and pours the drink Fang Zhe hands him into the mouth of the person beside him.
"Boss, this is false advertising! I asked for a six-thousand-year-old Peaches of Immortality, but you gave me three-thousand-year-old ones! You're cheating your customers. I want to file a complaint!" A scrawny young man says indignantly, biting into a peach.
"Boss, I heard you have the God-Slaying Spear here! Name your price. I'll give you anything you want!" A grim-faced man stares at Fang Zhe.
Fang Zhe: ...
What did I do to deserve this? Why do I run into this bunch of lunatics every single day?! 0.0 The author's column: Wandering in Memories. 0.0 This lousy author is occasionally a goofball, devoted to sweet and satisfying stories for a hundred years. I'm not going to just roll over and die so easily ╮(╯▽╰)╭ ← Author's column, click the cover to go there
Premise:
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[Group Transmigration] Building the Great Song
The Busy Constable [Wuxia Crossover]
A Laid-Back Guide to Palace Intrigue
The Top-Tier Star Scholar
I Really Am Immortal
The Crown of the Top Student
The Carefree Powerhouse
The Daoist Grandmaster
[Western Crossover] Saving the Earth Again Today
After Becoming a Cross-Dressing Master [Crossover]
I'm Still Full of Positive Energy Today
I Just Want to Be a Quiet Shopkeeper
This is toxic! Honestly, I didn't expect him to end up like that other pro, but! The CP he chose... Well, he still sees himself as an ordinary person anyway, so he can't possibly become an Onmyoji, and the shikigami are out of character too. It's so ordinary, utterly ordinary. None of the characters stand out; it's just plain, utterly ordinary. Like weak tea, it has no flavor.
It was fine at first, but then things went inexplicably wrong once I started letting loose... Is this what it's like to have no inspiration? It's terrifying... Anyway, she was quite pretty before she let loose. Thank you.
I really dislike this male lead/female lead pairing. He's a complete self-righteous, chauvinistic, and idiotic idiot who doesn't deserve the protagonist. Most importantly, the male lead is not a virgin, which is not my type. I'm dropping the story. Although it's an Onmyoji theme, I can't stand this kind of stupid male lead.
This male lead is disgusting; he doesn't deserve Xiaobai.
Huh? What are you doing?
Please, no romantic pairing! Don't pair Cheng Cheng with you, okay? It looks so awkward. It's better to have no partner than a seme like that. Or if you really can't do without a partner, either Da Gouzi or Yi Mokuren would be better than this. It's immoral to turn a straight man gay. Wouldn't it be better to just let them have a pure brotherly relationship?
Is this a forced ending, sir?
No way, is this a scam?
That's it, I'm totally confused.
How did they suddenly start kissing? It seems like they hadn't even developed any feelings for each other, spent any time together, or even confessed their feelings or started dating. How did they end up kissing?