(Saint Seiya) [Redacted] Life: Spring Festival Special (Long Mu)

Content warning: Love runs deep, and naturally turns to hate. This is a parody modeled after American Pie, a vulgar work with lewd themes, explicit content, and wildly out-of-character portrayals. If that's not your thing, don't read it. The couple go home for the Lunar New Year, triggering an event that makes them grow younger. Jia Long becomes a baby and has to grow up all over again, from infancy to young adulthood, throwing the whole family's routine into chaos. How will the clever Aries family handle it? Theme: