What Am I Even Supposed to Do?! [Quick Transmigration]

It's quick transmigration, just like everyone else's, but while other people get a System cheat, this guy gets a deadweight, and not just one, but two! Other people's Systems: Dear Host, your mission this time is blah blah blah. His own deadweight: Dear, you don't have a mission this time. O(∩_∩)O Yi Chun: I'm done for! How am I supposed to complete my mission? Get lost! His own deadweight: Sure! Dear, let's roll around in bed! Other people's Systems: Dear Host, please hurry on to the next world. His own deadweight: Dear, I can't bear to see you go! Stay and keep me company! Yi Chun: I'm done for! Weren't you coming with me? His own deadweight: The world is too dangerous. What would I do if you died in the next world? ::>_