The South Wind Blows

"The Book of Odes: Bei Feng, South Wind"

"The warm wind comes from the south, blowing on the thorny branches."

A gentle breeze drifted in from the south, brushing against the rough branches of the jujube tree.

Straightforward Version

That year, you had just come of age, and I had just become gentle. And then, you were all I had for the rest of my life.

Theatrical Version

One day, the inexperienced Miss Zhen suddenly asked, "What is a dirty joke?"

The man gave her a knowing smile. "Would you like the subtle version or the bold version?"

"Um... tell me the subtle version first!"

The man lowered his head and whispered seductively, "I can take you to heaven."

"???"

"And the bold version?"

The man slipped his left arm around her shoulders and his right arm beneath her knees, picked her up, and carried her toward the bedroom.

"I don't like talking about the bold version. I prefer to do it directly!"

Beijing pilot Mr. Zhang VS Jiangnan town embroiderer Miss Zhen