My new story is out: "[Qin] I Picked Up an Idle Fish and Became Emperor." Please add it to your reading list.
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This is old, embarrassing work. Don't read it, don't read it, don't read it.
Note: The story and opinions that glorify merchants are unbelievably stupid. I was young and ignorant back then and hadn't yet been beaten down by society, so readers, use your own judgment and don't be fooled. There are tons of errors, including writing Chunyu Tiying's name as Chunyu Yingti and moving her birth date up by fifty or sixty years, falling for the Lu family fanboys' nonsense and praising the useless Lu Ze, and even placing Yunmeng Marsh in the Jianghuai region in the extra chapters.
P.S. 1. No fact-checking, no fact-checking, no fact-checking. Important things must be said three times. This story wildly alters history and has a happy ending, happy ending, happy ending.
2. The heroine is a Mary Sue and extremely selfish. If that's not your thing, click the X and escape.
3. I was young and ignorant and got brainwashed by fans of Qin Shi Huang, Liu Bang, and the Lu family. This story has tons of errors and the historical perspective is poor, so use your own judgment.
Come check out my new story, "[Qin] I Picked Up an Idle Fish and Became Emperor."
In the chaotic final years of the Qin dynasty, Yin Qiang's father rose in rebellion, claiming he would punish the tyrant and overthrow the cruel Qin. Then he lost the war.
All he left Yin Qiang was a huge mess.
Before her father raised his army, a strange voice suddenly appeared in Yin Qiang's mind.
"Dear Miss Yin Qiang, you have been linked to the Idle Fish app. May good fortune accompany you on your journey to supremacy."
Yin Qiang: ...!
After more than ten years since transmigrating, her cheat had finally arrived!
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As the daughter of a rebel, Yin Qiang initially helped her father manage his base with great reluctance. She quietly farmed and built up the army, waiting for him to unify the land so she could live peacefully as a princess.
At first, everyone said, "Just as you'd expect from the daughter of the King of Eastern Chu. Like father, like daughter." But then her father was defeated. Everyone changed their tune: "Hah, if not for her father, how could a mere woman ever have achieved anything?"
Yin Qiang sighed, then bought telescopes, walkie-talkies, and cannons by the truckload, raising her fighting power to levels far beyond her era.
She bought tractors, improved seeds, and fertilizer by the truckload, increasing food production, enriching the people, and making the whole realm yearn to join her.
She bought the art of statecraft by the truckload, giving her the ability to appoint the worthy and win over talent.
Eventually, the realm was unified and peace prevailed across the land.
Then everyone suddenly noticed a remnant force in the northeast. "Hey, isn't that the female emperor's father?"
A short scene:
At first, Yin Qiang thought the Idle Fish app was simply a gift from nature.
Only after she maxed out her Huabei credit did she realize that every gift of fate came with a price, secretly marked in advance.
After that, a series of baffling listings appeared on Idle Fish.
#Having accidentally racked up a huge Huabei debt during my rebellion and being unable to repay it, I am selling the plans for the unfinished Epang Palace to cover my debt.#
#To raise funds for my campaign to claim the throne, I am selling pre-Qin editions of the Six Classics, buried in the year of the book burning. Worm-eaten. No inquiries if that bothers you. P.S. There will be a generous reward if I succeed.#
At first, netizens thought she was just a clown, and left comments like, "Hello, I'm Qin Shi Huang. I'm not dead, and I left a thousand tons of gold in Xi'an. I just need a thousand yuan, so transfer it to me and I'll put you in charge of the three armies."
"I'm Qin Shi Huang. Send me money."
But before long, experts discovered that everything this Idle Fish seller had listed seemed to be genuine...
Historians knelt as they discussed history with her.
Military experts begged and pleaded to offer her advice.
One day, every item in the shop was gone.
All that remained was a thousand jin of gleaming gold, with the title:
#My Gift of Thanks#
Premise: Premise to be added.
The empress can do it too, this is the CP of the general and the empress hahahahahaha
Hostess: I'm going to bed, good night! Letter from the straight man: Oh okay, good night
It's a serious drama, not much romance, interesting
Gradually I can keep up with Da Da's writing style, and it will seem much easier later on! The author's writing style is superb! !
Economic bubble. . Is it a reference to tulips?
Phew, you are a southerner~ Haha~ Reusing hot chicken, there is nothing wrong with it~
It's quite nice, I thought it was a sweet article, and it seems to be a sweet article, but, well (?-ω-`), How should I put it, the style of the first half of the article has a strong flavor of sadomasochism, and the text is obviously giving away sugar, but even if you can't eat it, it's very strange.
Hahahahahahaha so sweet
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha which ancestor king is one that one respects?
Do you still write when the baby is in such a stormy weather [Let me be healthy]
The empress can do it too, this is the CP of the general and the empress hahahahahaha
Hostess: I'm going to bed, good night! Letter from the straight man: Oh okay, good night
It's a serious drama, not much romance, interesting
Gradually I can keep up with Da Da's writing style, and it will seem much easier later on! The author's writing style is superb! !
Economic bubble. . Is it a reference to tulips?
Phew, you are a southerner~ Haha~ Reusing hot chicken, there is nothing wrong with it~
It's quite nice, I thought it was a sweet article, and it seems to be a sweet article, but, well (?-ω-`), How should I put it, the style of the first half of the article has a strong flavor of sadomasochism, and the text is obviously giving away sugar, but even if you can't eat it, it's very strange.
Hahahahahahaha so sweet
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha which ancestor king is one that one respects?
Do you still write when the baby is in such a stormy weather [Let me be healthy]