As an outstanding man of the new century, Xiao He had good looks, a good education, a good job, a high IQ, high EQ, and a high salary. He never imagined that one day he would experience the legendary transmigration, something said to happen only once in a century.
Although transmigrating sounds wonderful, he transmigrated into... an alien from Alien, the second horror movie that Zheng Zha and the others encounter in Terror Infinity?!!
He even got a Lord God wristwatch and became a Reincarnator.
Xiao He's inner monologue: Transmigrating is one thing, but why did I have to become an alien, and one from Terror Infinity, no less? Am I here to give the protagonist experience points, or what? I should be grateful I became an adult alien, so I don't need to eat food (humans?!). But why did transmigrating come with a Lord God wristwatch? Are you sure the protagonist and the others won't beat me to death?
----------------A conversation between the protagonist and the author----------------
Xiao He: Am I really your biological son?
Author: Of course you are! Half the DNA inside you is mine!
Xiao He: Then how did your own son end up as an alien?! What happened to the promised golden finger?
Author: This is your golden finger. I saved you the reward points you'd have spent strengthening your body. Isn't that great?
Xiao He: ...Who wants a golden finger like that? I'm human!
Author: ...You can exchange points with the Lord God for a skill that lets you take human form. Problem solved.
Xiao He: Are you really my dad?
Author: My motto in life is: Friends are for betraying, and sons are for screwing over. So, any other questions?
Xiao He: ...
This story is NP, NP, NP. Important things have to be said three times.
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The protagonist is the gong, the gong, the gong, the gong... Even saying it ten thousand times wouldn't be enough.
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