A hot-blooded, undefeated general's greatest joy is going to war. His second greatest joy is "teasing" his shy, bashful strategist. The strategist is a silly, good-for-nothing freeloader whose greatest wish... um, does capturing the general count?
"Strategist, come warm my bed!"
"General... go find XX."
"Isn't that part of your job, strategist?"
"..."
Strategist, let's go fight the enemy together.
General, let's just elope together instead.
