Fake Blurb:
“Mr. Gu, as the second son of the Gu family and one of the most popular and famous writers around, you must have countless admirers. So, what are you looking for in a partner?”
“First, they have to be good-looking and know how to cook.”
“Looks like Mr. Gu likes a beautiful, virtuous woman.”
“I forgot to mention, they also have to be male.”
“...” Quick, get that on tape! Mr. Gu just came out publicly! This is front-page news!
“And ideally, they should be sweet, obedient, sensible, polite, gentle, good-tempered, and ready to come whenever I call...”
“...” Are you looking for a partner or a housekeeper?
“But if you don't fit any of those qualities, that's fine too. As long as you're Wen Yan.”
Tsundere, sharp-tongued, aloof novelist top x gentle, lovestruck beauty assistant bottom. One-on-one, both pure, happy ending.
[The Daily Life of a Great God]
“Director Li asked me to meet him about work at a French restaurant.”
“I know.”
“Then go change out of that outfit. It's only suitable for a place like Grandma's Dumplings.”
“...”
*
In the middle of an indescribable, beep-beep activity.
“Mr. Gu, don't you think I look a little like candied hawthorn skewers right now?”
“...Who are you calling the skewer?”
“Mm...”
Damn, come back and see us at the bottom of the Internet King's pit, we are now 21 years old! ! ! I've been looking for you on the forum! ! !
Dad, come back and see us at the bottom of the pit, let's be lucky together!
Dear, are you sure you are not writing about yourself? Your book "It's a God, Not a Son of God" has not been updated for nearly half a year (⊙o⊙) Oh, now I am here to urge you to write it. When will it be updated?
Squatting at the bottom of the pit d(?д??)
You should at least let them be together before cheating.
Come back soon! Have you filled out the Internet King's book?
Dad, I also want to know, are you still cheating?
Dad, I'm watching you from the bottom of the pit
Damn, how will this article be updated? I don't know when it will be updated, but it will be updated in a few days. It's so good and awesome^_^
Damn it, please fill in the pitfalls of the internet king, please (╥╥)
Damn, come back and see us at the bottom of the Internet King's pit, we are now 21 years old! ! ! I've been looking for you on the forum! ! !
Dad, come back and see us at the bottom of the pit, let's be lucky together!
Dear, are you sure you are not writing about yourself? Your book "It's a God, Not a Son of God" has not been updated for nearly half a year (⊙o⊙) Oh, now I am here to urge you to write it. When will it be updated?
Squatting at the bottom of the pit d(?д??)
You should at least let them be together before cheating.
Come back soon! Have you filled out the Internet King's book?
Dad, I also want to know, are you still cheating?
Dad, I'm watching you from the bottom of the pit
Damn, how will this article be updated? I don't know when it will be updated, but it will be updated in a few days. It's so good and awesome^_^
Damn it, please fill in the pitfalls of the internet king, please (╥╥)