[Pokemon] What Should I Do About My Yandere Cuties?

In this life, I have told you two lies.

"I hate you all."

"Even without me, please live well."

I hope you live as long as I do. I know I'm selfish.

Ever since the little fairies brought me back to life, all creatures except you have terrified me.

"Please keep loving me, okay?"

[The above is purely a work of artistic fiction]

Here's what really happened:

"Master, you can't run away. If you do, I'll bite your leg off."

"You woke me from my nightmare, so you'd better be ready to take responsibility for me for the rest of your life."

"I love you so much, Master. You have to love me just as much as I love you."

"I want to be the only one Master can rely on, even if that's unrealistic."

"Oh my god! Help! What do you do when you have a whole bunch of yandere little fairies? Reply ASAP! It's urgent!"

-- From a master who's sick and tired of it all.