In all her ten thousand years, Xiaobo has done only one good deed: helping a spoiled phoenix become an immortal.
But she failed to reform him. Instead, he dragged her down into the mortal world.
One day, she used Samadhi True Fire to roast a white egg for three days and three nights. The shell didn't even crack, so she soaked it in thousand-year-old ice for four days and four nights.
Her husband, Jiayun, hurried over and cradled the egg, heartbroken.
"Xiaobo, you bastard! Wasn't ruining my life enough? Now you want to hurt my son, too? You've gone too far!"
Xiaobo tried to reason with him. "You've got it all wrong. Our son has been hiding inside that shell for a thousand years. Anyone would think he's a turtle's son. I'm just trying to figure out what to do!"
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Damn, you updated two articles at once!