[Mainly Harry Potter] Miss Potter's Life as a Mercenary

"Papa, what's this? Can I play with it?" A little red-haired girl with a wild mess of hair held a Desert Eagle and was about to pull the trigger. "NO! Baby, put it down! Don't point it at me! The safety's off!" a man cried in terror from inside the room. "BANG!!!" The little girl was knocked over by the recoil. "Oh, oh, oh! Someone actually dared to shoot Daddy in the butt! And they hit! Daddy's chastity! Stop shooting! Daddy's supposed to be immortal! You little brat, didn't you know that?" A man in a red bodysuit appeared out of nowhere and lay on the ground, clutching his rear end... Watching the writhing heap on the floor, the little girl happily emptied the rest of the bullets from the Desert Eagle. "Bob! Keep your daughter under control!" This is the "inspiring" story of a little Potter girl who works hard from a young age so her dad doesn't have to struggle so much, taking several jobs to support her! Incest pairing! I won't get banned for this, will I... P.S. Bob is Deadpool's good buddy~ He's the one who appeared in Deadpool 1, the minor villain Deadpool recognized at a glance and didn't kill, just knocked unconscious with a headbutt... Severe OOC! Seriously OOC! I think I'll probably mess this up. The previous two stories already feel like they went off the rails... Mainly Harry Potter. I've eaten the timeline, so don't worry about it. Please don't nitpick the details! Just have fun~ The heroine grew up under the influence of her adoptive father Bob, Deadpool, and Hydra, and has absolutely no sense of right and wrong. So I think the only person who could put up with her is probably her real brother, Harry. I won't abandon it... I'll just update slowly. Click my profile for my other stories. Completed: (Captain America) The Romantic History of the Old Popsicles Currently working to fill the hole: (Marvel) The Story of a Girl's Growth