The Male Lead Who Always Wakes Up at Supernatural Crime Scenes

Young Master Lu Shan is idle and carefree, roaming the mountains and rivers, claiming a mountain as his own and answering every call. He spends every day playing with his little brother. Who could have guessed that an old monster would set his sights on him? Ever since, he keeps waking up at paranormal crime scenes. The old monster has lived for thousands of years and had secretly taken a liking to the boy long ago. Male lead: I'm so tired. Why do I always wake up at paranormal crime scenes? Old monster: It's fun. Come play with me. Male lead: ... Really, it's just a story about a mighty mountain god quietly watching over and spoiling a little dragon! Also known as: The Dragon Cherished by a Deity, The Old Monster Keeps Carrying Me Off in My Sleep, and Does the Mighty Monster Always Want Me to Play with Him? Couple: Deadpan mighty monster gong x clever and brave young master shou (Mountain God x Dragon God) Side couple: Cool, reserved, devoted gong x hotheaded, timid, chatty Daoist shou Reading Guide 1. One-on-one romance, happy ending, cozy atmosphere, woodland vibes. Lots of monsters in the early chapters, more everyday life later. [Completed] *Salted Egg* Plant Person Clings to Me: An unconventional post-apocalyptic farming and food story Rare Healer's Guide: Ancient-to-modern transmigration, with the shou possessing healing powers The Succulent's Self-Rescue Plan: A sweet little story, model gong x designer shou [Completed] *Nitrogen Fixation* System for Transferring Misfortune: The shou spoils the gong. [New Novel, Currently Serializing] Conquering Every Plane with Food: Everyone who tries my cooking becomes my follower! A feel-good food livestream story. Please add it to your favorites, angels! o(≧v≦)o Jiang Zhi lives in seclusion deep in the mountains. His favorite things to do are sleep, cook, and eat. Don't be fooled by some people who look fair-skinned and delicate, as if they've never lifted a finger to do housework. Their cooking can be so delicious you'll want to swallow your tongue. * Some Hell King: Hmph, lowly human. If it doesn't taste good, I'll pull out your tongue! Jiang Zhi: Fish in chili broth. Some Hell King swallows his tongue. * Some Vampire Prince: Only noble, fresh blood can make my soul shiver. Jiang Zhi: Tomato-braised beef brisket. Some Vampire Prince's soul shivers. * The perpetually food-averse and world-weary High God: I don't want to eat today either. Eating is out of the question. I'd sooner destroy the world. Jiang Zhi: Pickled cabbage with sliced pork, spicy shredded beef, eggplant casserole... High God: Sauce. And rice. Sauce (?): ... Jiang Zhi grew up nourished on the tiniest, most insignificant planet in the planes. He lives in seclusion among the mountains, enjoying a carefree, heavenly life every day. Until one day, he realizes that he's nearly eaten his way through all the ingredients within dozens of miles. So he starts livestreaming... to make money. Theme: